Florida. One word pops into your head: SUN. Yes, Sunny Florida. Well, I had the privilege of living in Sunny Florida for five years. I had a little ranch style home and a little tropical yard. I was young and loved our little place I made into home.
I vacuumed every day. The laundry basket was always empty (almost always. That stuff breeds!) Eggs were displayed in a bowl in the fridge. You could always find fresh baked goods. I couldn’t be happier to be my own little version of Martha Stewart.
Like a good wife, one day I headed to the grocery store to stock our home with tempting, yet healthy foods. I had a grocery budget but I loved to squeeze it in the food area and have a little extra money left over to buy something extra for our home. I was on a gardening kick so: a new flower pot for in front of my front door. The decision was made and I had in my head what I wanted.
I made my grocery run. Kept tabs on my total, I had a full cart and a little left over to indulge myself. I strutted to the other side of the store and to the outside garden section. You know the garden centers that have the mesh covering so the rain can reach the plants? Yes, I was in that kind of area.
My eyes scanned the pots. No. No. No. Ummmm. No. No. YES! I found it. It was huge. That was what I wanted. Only one problem, it was on the top shelf. The tip top shelf. But, no worries, I am tall. I stretched up. I could barely reach the pot with my finger tips. Sweet. Here was my plan: Inch the pot forward so that it falls off, then I catch it.
I started inching. It was going according to plan. It slowly inched forward. Then it tipped forward. I reached my arms out, ready to catch my prize.
It was like a rude prank! The pot was full of water! Remember the mesh ceiling? I was soaked with rain water! I mean, down my hair and face and clothes! And remember Sunny Florida? Well, it was about 100 degrees outside and I didn’t remember when it had rained last, but it wasn’t now!
Well, remember my cart full of groceries? I needed those! So, I squeaked and sloshed back through the store, all eyes on me.
Oh bless me. I would like to say there was a lesson to my story. But all you get out of some things is a good laugh.
We joke that, unlike nearly EVERYWHERE else, when it rains in Florida it actually gets dirtier. All that sand…:(
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πβοΈso true!
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absolutely true
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Getting a laugh out of something can be the best result of all.
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Absolutely!!!
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I love reading your posts!
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Laughter is the best medicine. I think it is even better when we can laugh at ourselves.
Honey
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Yes!!!!!
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A good laugh indeed. Thank you!
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My brother lives in Jupiter, and I was just there in July for his wedding so I know what Florida humidity is like. Thanks for the good laugh.
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congrats to your brother! I am sure that was a fun trip! I love weddings!
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I’m laughing along because it’s so true! I’m a Floridian and not only has it done NOTHING but pour for the oast few weeks (seriously, can’t even count the last time I saw a sunny day!) but rolling down the car window and getting drenched in water falling from the roof of the car is to be expected at this point. βοΈβ‘οΈβοΈ
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Oh! Life can be funny!!! My clumsiness doesn’t help! πππ
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That is hilarious! But what is the lesson perhaps learned? Maybe I’m stupid not to get it..? Ha ha.
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No. No lesson. Just stating my stupidity. Hoping just to be funny. π
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You are a good sport. I recall falling out of my chair at the bank after rolling back and forth from my desk to the vault area (which had a little ridge at the entrance way-that was what tripped me up in the end), and there was a whole line up of customers right in front of my desk. I was wearing a skirt and my feet were up in the air! My supervisor looked at me like I had a horn coming out of my forehead. It was very embarrassing.
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Oh! So awful! Hope you could laugh! …at least it makes for a good story now!
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To be honest, at the time I wanted to hide under the desk. But several years later, I was able to laugh about it. There’s something about being married and loved no matter what that helps a person do that.
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Amen! Sometimes when I have horribly embarrassing things happen to me while I am alone in public, I can smile to myself bc I think, “I can’t wait to call and tell this to James!”
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Yes, when we know we are loved, it is a safe place to learn to laugh at ourselves until we are secure enough to do so before strangers. You are obviously very secure.
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But………..DID YOU BUY THE FLOWER POT???????? LOL
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NO! I should have if just for a conversation piece…or to beat whenever I get mad π
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This is such a wonderful and funny story, thanks for sharing. At least it wasn’t cold when it happened!
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Yes! That would have been much worse!
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Caroline, thank you for following my blog and thank you for sharing your strength and powerful story. Prayers for you as you continue to enjoy your beautiful life with your family.
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Oh my… bless your heart. Thanks for the smile. I am in Ocala. And can relate.
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Haha. Oh well at least you got cool. π
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so nice of you
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Good stuff. Thank you for the laugh.
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You are hilarious! Probably nasty water, but it makes a great story!!
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I do not even want to think about what was in that water!!! Eewwww! π³π
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